This is John on our Segway which gets 2,398.488 MPG. He’s our technician in the Cocoa Beach & Cape Canaveral area.

If you see John, flag him down and he will give you a cookie (unless he's run out by eating them all himself).

You may then ask John about the Segway and our Super Segway Special.

John would be happy to give you the first service free. Or you could give him a cookie.